Finally, a jacket for the unlucky in love, Bodega‘s “Love Less” jacket, with a graphic on the back showing the three phases of emotions for all failed relationships. As played out in real life, it goes something like this (it’s unisex so feel free to swap in “crazy bish” for “fukboi”):
I’ve finally found the man for me. He dresses like a dreamboat. Don’t be silly; of course his pants fit him, and that coaches’ jacket is so stylish and clean cut, not like those crude graphic tees the other boys wear. They’re enough to make a girl blush, honestly.
Oh! Never trust a stylish man. He spent our entire anniversary with his nose buried in his phone. “Waiting for some heat to drop,” he said. Well, at least he was using his phone for something other than Snapchatting thots all night. As if I’m supposed to believe that you have thirty DMs because you tweeted about r + l = j. How stupid do you think I am?
Face it darling, you’ve fallen in love with a fuc-
No! I can’t bear to hear you say it out loud!
How could I cry over something so pointless? His clothes are fire because his heart is ice. He’ll die alone with his shoes and his selvedge denim. These are all the tears he’s getting.
The jacket features a quilted lining and is available in the wavy turquoise shown here or white. Now available for purchase at shop.bdgastore.com